My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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