Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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