Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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