For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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