Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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