i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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