I wannas sexs uuuuu
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
