I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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