Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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