I showed him my bush... on skype.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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