I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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