And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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