no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I forget how to act sober
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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