is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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