oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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