You work out of a Hotel?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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