when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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