This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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