i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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