But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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