margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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