I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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