I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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