when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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