Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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