quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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