Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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