So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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