when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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