question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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