i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
