Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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