i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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