I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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