she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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