Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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