Yo dont text me then not text me
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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