So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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