I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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