So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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