I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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