so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think a kid would responsible me up
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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