I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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