ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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