I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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