I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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