i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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