do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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