If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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