I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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