I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If I die, sorry about rent.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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