Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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