Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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