How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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